Sms & Jokes

Sardarni road pe ja re thi !Uska right boob bahir nikla hua tha Policeman ny roka or kha Wat is this?

Sardarni Hi mai mr gyi!  Mera Kaka tey Bus vich hi rh gya.

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“Mohabbat ki Aazmaesh k liay ek raat kaafi hy, “!.Faraz.!”..!!

“Subah tak jo zinda reh jaye wo parwana nahi hota.

aLonE pRInCe.

More Funny Faraz Sms

Mujhe aarzu-e-sehr rehi yunhi raat bhr bari dair tk,

Na bikhr ska na simatt ska yunhi raat bhr bari dair tk,

Hain buhat azab or akelay ham, shab-e-gham b meri taweel-tar,

rahi zindgi b sraab or rahi aankh tar bari dair tak,

Yahan hr taraf hai ajb smaan, sabhi khud pssand sbhi kud numa,

Dil-e-beqrar ko na mila koi charagar bari dair tak,

Mujhay zindgi hai aziz tar isi wastay mary ham-safar,

Mujhy qatra qatra pila zehr, jo karey assr bari dair tak.

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3 kaaalay(black) d0st kahin dor akele ja rhe thay raste me unhe ek pari (fairy) mili

pari ne teeno se unki ek ek wish pochi

1st dost: mje gora krdo

0r pari ne usko gora krdia

2nd dost: mje b gora krdo

pari ne usko b gora krdia

3rd dost zor zor se hasne lga to pari ne us se kaha hasna band kro or apni wish bolo to usne haste hue kaha

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mre in dono dosto ko dobara kala krdo

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FRIENDS R SUCH KAMINAY

More Funny Sms Short Text

Me aap ko MOBILE Gift Karna Chahta hun

Magar

Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge

Is Liye Program Cancel

More funny sms

1 donkey ro ro kar gir gira k

iltija kar raha tha “Ya ALLAH

mugh parhne ki tofiq do” wo lamhy

qaboleat k thy us ki dua kbol hoe

ab MashaAllah wo ye msg par chuka hy

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri

baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe

k saath guzaar de.

Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha

se le jaane aaya hoon